Unexpected Blizzard in Easter Island

Ray Bub

Stop me if you’ve heard this one.
I’ll be there in a minute.
Easy does it.
Watch your step.
Take your time.
Cat got your tongue?
Special pleading.
Wishful thinking.
See the writing on the wall.
The elephant in the room.
Leading you down the garden path.
Up the creek without a paddle.
Money doesn’t grow on
(Can’t see the forest for the) trees.
Knock on wood.  
No strings attached.
Tied to momma’s apron strings.
This is your conscience speaking.
Don’t shoot the messenger.
Another day another dollar.
The check’s in the mail.
It’s only money.
Put on your dancin’ shoes.
Dance the night away.
That’s all she wrote.